Sleazy Street

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Back in “the day,” early in my career when I decided I needed my own web site and domain, the rule du jour was that your web address should be yourname.com. Not one to question authority, the authority of the nice salesman pitching a group of Realtors at a local Board training session, I dutifully purchased krisberg.net. The dot com version was sadly taken, as I apparently had a much more progressive and evil twin who by all accounts wrote sheet music and had already laid claim to the coveted destination.

After a few years, I realized that while my name is quite familiar to me, not every man, woman and child interested in real estate would be intuitively moved by my “name” brand. San Diego Castles was born. The old myname.net still exists, of course, and forwards to our web site, but over time, it has become a place no one goes (kind of like my kitchen). The reality is that if someone is looking for me by name, it is pretty unlikely that they will randomly type krisberg.com or .net or .tv into their browser. What they instead do, and they do it a lot as evidenced by my site statistics, is type my name into the search bar. Consequently, I haven’t lost one moment’s sleep over the fact that krisberg.com potentially links to the Beer Barrel Polka in E Minor. Until now.

Recently, krisberg.com expired and we acquired it in a domain name auction. Since you own the .net or .org version of this domain name we wanted to provide you with the opportunity to own the preferred .com version.

Our company specializes in recovering preferred expiring domains and either selling them to individuals such as yourself or building out our own web presence on those valuable domains.

krisberg.com is a pretty darn good domain name and, the truth is, the .COM is a far stronger version of the name than .NET is.

*.Com is the strongest brand on the internet When people think of a website, they intuitively think ‘.com’. Odds are people trying to get your website are inadvertently going to krisberg.com because they assume that’s where they can find you.

*.Com conveys Professionalism that .net & .org cannot match.

If you would like to own krisberg.com, you can buy it now by covering our acquisition costs and a modest profit.

Ken Palm
[email protected]

It turns out that I need to act quickly, because “this domain name will only be offered for sale for a limited time” and for $457!

I had already decided to pass on this generous offer when I received the next hostage letter:

Earlier today I emailed you about the domain name krisberg.com, but I forgot to mention something at the time…

If you decide to buy the .com version of your domain name, you don’t actually have to rebuild a brand new website to get great value from the krisberg.com domain name.

What many people do is simply forward the .com domain to your existing site. If you do this, whenever anyone goes to krisberg.com they end up on your current website.

Really? Just like magic? How cool is that! So, say I don’t buy it. Does that mean you could, like, forward it to a local RE/MAX agent’s site or even a porn site?

Now, I’m thinking that the market for myname.com is pretty limited. I will be interested to see if the exchange escalates. If I was feeling ornery and had an extra $8.95 to spare this morning, I would be buying kenpalmer.net or even securethatdomain.net (or .info or .org). I know that these aren’t as “strong” as the .com brand, and they don’t convey the same level of “professionalism,” but they are still “pretty darn good” names, and I’m just thinking I could have some fun.

Hey, Ken Palmer – Try this guy.

(Footnote: A third email this morning. “If you’re interested, please let me know or use the secure link
below to buy the domain as soon as possible otherwise I’ll make other plans with the domain.” And he really means it this time.) samsung ringtones downloadcell free lg phone ringtones verizon,cell free lg phone ringtones,free ringtones lg cell phonefree country music ringtonesyahoo ringtones free downloadmusic real ringtones ringtonesfree sprint pcs ringtones and screensaver,free sprint pcs ringtonespolyphonic ringtones for sony ericsson7100i blackberry ringtonesfree maker ringtones softwarechocolate lg ringtonescell free phone ringtones sprintalltel free ringtones24 ringtones theme,24 theme ringtonesdownload free music ringtonesbox music ringtones sony,100 free music real ringtones,music ringtonesreal tone ringtones,real ringtones tone,free real ringtones tonedigi caller ringtonesfree yahoo ringtonesnextel ringtones programdownload wwe ringtones for freemotorola tracfone ringtonesdownload free ringtones virgin mobilefree ringtones,motorola ringtones,ringtonesdownload nokia 2270 free ringtones,download free nokia 6600 ringtones,download free ringtones nokiadownload ringtones to a cingular phone,cingular wireless download ringtones,download cingular ringtonescelcom malaysia caller ringtonesfree mp3 nokia ringtonesfree nokia ringtones tracfonemetro pcs ringtones,metro pcs pho ringtones,metro pcs compatible ringtonesfree samsung ringtones,free samsung x426 ringtones,free samsung a670 ringtonescell music onto phone ringtonesdownload info motorola remember ringtones,download ringtones motorola,download motorola v180 ringtonesdownload free ringtones verizonbollywood free latest ringtonesonto phone ringtonesdownload free midi ringtonescell phone ringtones wallpaper,cell phone ringtones game wallpaperbritney spears ringtones for samsung,ismarket.com ringtones samsung site,samsung ringtonesfree motorola nextel ringtonesfree make own ringtonesmotorola q ringtones smartphone,motorola q ringtones,cell motorola phone q ringtonescellular download free ringtones usabove browse listed ringtones samsungmake mp3 ringtoneschristian music ringtonesdownload info remember ringtones verizon,download verizon ringtonesfree ringtones from cingular,free cingular ringtones and graphicvirgin mobile usa ringtonessony ericsson ringtones,ericsson ringtones sony w300i,ericsson mp3 ringtones sony w810inokia composer ringtones

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